Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)/Disclaimer



Are you a Doctor, Lawyer, Scientist, Psychologist and/or Professional of any kind?

Absolutely not. This site and products are for entertainment only. See disclaimer below for further details.

What’s your return policy?

Return any of our products–no questions asked–within 30 days of purchase. Returns are only accepted if products are not damaged. Please see fine print on any consultation services, no refunds are offered there.

Do you ship oversees and to P.O. boxes?

Yes, we’ll ship your package anywhere that can accept deliveries.

Do you have customer service?

Yes, call the number listed in “Contact Us” page anytime and we will get back with you as soon as possible




By scheduling and/or paying for any service offered through SATWEAPONS.COM and/or communicating with SATWEAPONS.COM in any fashion you are attesting you have read, reviewed, understand, and agree to these terms of service. You attest that you understand and willingly enter into, agree with and accept the following:

  1. You are 18 years of age or older.
  2. You are following the laws of your area of residence.
  3. There is absolutely no guarantee or practical expectation to be gleaned from information, services, or products. All communications, products, and services are strictly for entertainment.
  4. Any information and/or consultations given with are for experimental and entertainment purposes only. Any payments made are in exchange solely for services rendered by measurement of time or products for use as a novelty, and no tangible result should be expected outside of entertainment or novelty. Service providers have zero qualifications of substance in any professional sense and monies paid are strictly for the entertainment of the consumer.
    1. Any representations of communications seemingly to indicate otherwise – that a result outside of entertainment or intangible ‘inspiration’ can be expected – are entirely misconstrued, false, and should be ignored. The entirety of all communications are under the premise of entertainment, and anything seeming to the contrary would be a false and empty interpretation – as the text here governing all services and communications cannot be more clear.
  5. No SATWEAPONS communications, services, or products is not intended to, nor should ever take the place of professional services including but not limited to medical, legal, financial, business, and/or psychological.
    1. Any persons considering the engaging in a contract with SATWEAPONS in which they would be paying for entertainment, and may have any legal, medical, psychological, or financial issue should immediately reach out to the proper professional in the correlating field. Please seek out the police or an attorney if you have any legal issue, an AMA board certified physician if you have what may be a medical issue, a psychologist if you have any personal issue, and so on. SATWEAPONS and its associates providers have absolutely zero professional qualifications of any sort, and in no way represent themselves to be able to provide any legitimate services in this sense, outside the abstract of entertainment and ‘art’.
  6. Western Integrated Technologies LLC accepts no responsibility for any actions and/or decisions any client chooses to take or make based on his/her consultation or communications with any representative, associate, owner, or member of Western Integrated Technologies LLC or
  7. You are agree to entirely indemnify and hold harmless Western Integrated Technologies LLC, its members, associates, representatives and/or their heirs, relatives, agents, or assignees in perpetuity and throughout all circumstances.
  8. Copyright and confidentiality laws apply. You agree you will not publish, display, share, distribute and/or archive any material, photo, content, etc. without express written permission from an authorized representative of Western Integrated Technologies LLC.
  9. Payment Policies:
    1. Payments are taken via authorized credit card payment over phone, web, check, or money order.
    2. All payments made for services are for time vested by the service provider on behalf of the customer/client/you.
    3. All down payments are non refundable.
  10. All services, products, and communications offered by Western Integrated Technologies LLC and/or its associates are for entertainment purposes only.
  11. You have had the chance and taken the time to ask any and all questions, you fully understand and of your own free will, choose to enter into this legal and binding disclaimer and terms of services agreement.